oaf-tang

Fresh

0 views · Added 4h ago · 3 definitions

The only thing an oaf can drink without looking like a drunk donkey.

My cousin drank oaf-tang at the party and fell into the punch bowl.

He tried to drink oaf-tang out of a fire hydrant. It was a disaster.

My dog drank oaf-tang and now he’s trying to chew through the couch.

The drink that makes an oaf look like they just got hit by a truck and a pizza.

At the bar, he drank oaf-tang and started singing to the waiter.

She drank oaf-tang and tripped over her own feet.

My uncle drank oaf-tang and tried to dance with a chair.

The liquid version of an oaf’s brain after it’s been kicked.

He drank oaf-tang and tried to talk to the ceiling.

My brother drank oaf-tang and cried about his lost socks.

She drank oaf-tang and started arguing with the fridge.