Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A giant idiot who can't walk without knocking someone over. They usually work in banks and treat employees like crap.

The oaf tripped over a chair and knocked over three coworkers.

He yelled at the teller for no reason and threw a coffee cup.

He walked into the bank and accidentally hit a customer with his elbow.

2

A big, lumpy, slow-witted mess who moves like a drunk walrus and never notices when they hit people.

He walked into a wall and didn't realize it until he fell over.

He bumped into a kid and didn't even look at him.

He ran into a door and kept walking like nothing happened.

3

A meaty, brainless, clumsy drunk who stumbles around like a giant baby and doesn't know where they are.

He spilled his drink on a customer and kept walking.

He fell into a trash can and didn't get up for ten minutes.

He tried to dance and ended up tripping over his own feet.

4

A tall, stupid, clumsy guy with big hands, big feet, and a tiny brain. He talks like a simpleton and throws things like a idiot.

He threw a discus and missed the target by ten feet.

He said, 'Gareth throw discus' and everyone laughed at him.

He tried to run and ended up falling flat on his face.

5

A giant, brainless, loud, stupid person who takes up the whole room and thinks everyone else is invisible.

He sat in the middle of the room and didn't move.

He talked over everyone and no one could hear them.

He bragged about how great he was and no one else mattered.

6

A person who is super good at one thing but can't do anything else. They win all the time and can't even tie their shoes.

He won the game but couldn't find his keys.

He beat everyone but couldn't even pour a drink.

He was the best at sports but couldn't remember his own name.

7

A big, clumsy, brainless person who breaks everything they touch. They’re like a walking disaster.

He knocked over a table and broke all the plates.

He walked into a lamp and it shattered into pieces.

He tried to open a door and broke the handle.