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Oading is like getting hit with a truck full of poop. It’s the worst. Also, it was a typo on Aim, like you’re too dumb to spell it right.
I got oading for my birthday. It was like my soul was crushed.
My mom said, 'You got oading again? I’m leaving.'
I tried to log on to Aim, but it was oading. I cried.
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OAD means you’re so lazy you don’t work at all. You just sit there and drink. Brian Senseny and the Poon Squad made it in Ocean City. They’re the kings of slacking.
I called in OAD today. My boss said, 'You’re fired. But I like you.'
OAD is my favorite thing. I don’t even care if I get paid.
I had OAD and drank so much I fell out of my chair.
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Outside air deficiency is when you’re so cooped up you think the sky is a lie. You’re trapped inside like a sad potato.
I had outside air deficiency. I thought the sun was fake.
I got outside air deficiency because I didn’t leave my room for three days.
My dog got outside air deficiency and started crying.
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Obsessive Anushka Disorder is when you’re so obsessed with Anushka you can’t think straight. You’re like a brain-dead zombie.
I got Obsessive Anushka Disorder. I can’t stop thinking about her.
My friend has OAD and talks to Anushka in his sleep.
I got OAD and failed my math test because I was thinking about Anushka.
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Over and Done means you finished everything so fast it felt like you were a robot on speed.
I did my homework Over and Done. I had time to play video games.
She finished the race Over and Done. She was like a superhero.
I ate my lunch Over and Done. I had time to nap.
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One Awesome Dude is someone so cool they make everyone else look like a crybaby.
My friend is One Awesome Dude. He beat up a guy for no reason.
I saw One Awesome Dude on the bus. He just stared at me like I was trash.
I want to be One Awesome Dude. I’m working on it.
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Old as dirt means you’re so old you probably lived through the invention of the wheel and still didn’t care.
My grandpa is Old as dirt. He says he remembers the dinosaurs.
She’s Old as dirt and still dances like it’s the 80s.
I’m Old as dirt now. I’ve been alive for 100 years.
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