O.A.D

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A huge butt crack that looks like it was stretched by a monster with a chainsaw.
My friend’s O. A. D. looked like it could swallow a whole pizza.
She posted a photo of her O. A. D. and said it was ‘officially bigger than my ex.’
He got laughed at in class for showing off his O. A. D. during lunch.
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The biggest, messiest hole you’ve ever seen, and it’s always open for business.
His O. A. D. was so big, it had its own Instagram page.
She said her O. A. D. could fit a whole bowl of cereal.
He got in trouble for drawing his O. A. D. on the blackboard.
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A hole so big, it could be used as a portal to another dimension.
His O. A. D. was so wide, it looked like it could fit a whole dog.
She showed off her O. A. D. and said it could hold a whole bag of chips.
He was dared to show his O. A. D. in front of the whole school.
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A hole that screams ‘I’ve been through hell and back.’
His O. A. D. looked like it had been hit by a truck.
She said her O. A. D. was so big, it could hold a whole party.
He got called a ‘dilated donut’ because of his O. A. D.
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A hole that looks like it was stretched by a giant’s sock.
His O. A. D. was so big, it could fit a whole cat.
She showed off her O. A. D. and said it was ‘the gift that keeps on giving.’
He got in trouble for making a joke about his O. A. D. during math class.
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A hole so wide, it’s like the universe decided to take a break.
His O. A. D. was so big, it looked like it could hold a whole football.
She posted a selfie with her O. A. D. and said it was ‘the best part of her day.’
He got laughed at for showing off his O. A. D. during gym class.
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