oacun

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On A Completely Unrelated Note is like throwing a grenade into a conversation just to make everything explode and start over.
OACUN I just got a ticket for parking in a fire truck spot.
OACUN My dog ate my homework and my sister's cat.
OACUN I tried to text my mom and she sent me a photo of her cat in a tutu.
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OACUN is when you're talking about something serious and then you drop a totally random fact like it's the most important thing in the world.
We were talking about school and OACUN my neighbor’s parrot cusses me out every morning.
OACUN I found a sock in my cereal and I’m not even mad.
OACUN My brother thinks he’s a superhero and he wears a cape to the grocery store.
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OACUN is like when you're in the middle of a deep conversation and you say something so dumb it makes everyone forget what they were talking about.
We were talking about math and OACUN my neighbor’s dog won a spelling bee.
OACUN I tried to text my dad and he sent me a meme of a dancing potato.
OACUN My sister thinks her cat is a philosopher and it just stares at me.
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OACUN is when you’re trying to be cool and you say something so random it ruins everything.
We were talking about history and OACUN my dog bit my homework.
OACUN I tried to text my brother and he sent me a photo of his goldfish wearing sunglasses.
OACUN My mom thinks her plants are watching me and they just stare.
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OACUN is when you’re talking about something important and you say something so stupid it makes everyone laugh and forget what they were talking about.
We were talking about science and OACUN my neighbor’s parrot cusses me out every morning.
OACUN I tried to text my dad and he sent me a meme about dancing potatoes.
OACUN My sister thinks her cat is a philosopher and it just stares at me like I’m crazy.
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