OACOWA

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Open a can of whoop ass means you’re about to get the biggest beating of your life like a cockroach in a blender.

My mom saw my report card and OACOWA’d me so hard I got a black eye and a new nickname: 'Report Card Charlie.'

When the principal caught us eating pizza in the library, he OACOWA’d us like we were his long-lost enemies.

My dog tried to eat my homework and I OACOWA’d him with a ruler. He ran out of the room barking like a madman.

OACOWA is when you get hit so hard it feels like your bones are being crushed by a bulldozer.

My brother OACOWA’d me for stealing his lunch money. I had to eat a sandwich made of his hair and my tears.

The guy at the gym OACOWA’d me after I called him 'Big Lenny' for the 10th time.

I OACOWA’d my little sister for drawing on my wall with permanent marker. She cried so hard, the wall started crying too.

OACOWA is when you get beat up so badly it’s like you were in a fight with a garbage truck.

My dad OACOWA’d me for coming home late. I had to eat cereal for dinner and a side of guilt.

I OACOWA’d my friend for eating my last donut. He ran out of the room like he was being chased by a bear.

My teacher OACOWA’d me for talking during the movie. I had to sit in the back of the class with a dunce cap and a side of shame.