Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A man who acts like a total loser and thinks he’s the main character of his own sad story.

Bro, you're the worst OAB ever. You texted her 20 times in one day.

He followed her to the grocery store and stood in the aisle like a creep.

He sent a voice note at 2 a. m. about his feelings.

2

A guy who thinks he’s the only one who matters and won’t stop bugging his crush.

He’s like a dog that won’t stop barking at the mailman.

He showed up at her house with a bouquet of flowers and a playlist of sad songs.

He cried when she didn’t text him back.

3

A way to call someone a total old fart without being polite.

You’re such an OAB, I can smell your old man vibes from here.

He acts like he’s 100 and still thinks he’s cool.

He called me a ‘young fox’ and then left.

4

A weird thing people talk about when they mean nothing but say a lot.

OAB is like the void of the universe, but with more confusion.

He said OAB was his favorite rapper and now he’s in a band.

I saw OAB in a dream and it screamed at me.

5

When you take a dump, paint it on your chest, and act like it’s art.

He did it in the kitchen and said it was a ‘masterpiece’.

She saw it and ran out screaming.

He used ketchup for extra flair.