O.A. Sadik

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A chemistry professor at Binghamton University who thinks she's the Queen of Science and acts like you're lucky to be in her class.

She said, 'If you can't handle my class, you don't belong here!'

I texted her, 'Are you even human?' She replied, 'I am the human.'

My friend said, 'She’s like a science dragon.'

A grader who gives you a D just because you forgot to write your name on a test, even though you got every question right.

She gave me a D for forgetting my name on a test. I was like, 'What? I did everything right!'

My friend said, 'She’s a grader with a vendetta.'

I texted her, 'You’re the worst grader ever.' She said, 'You’re just the worst student.'

A teacher who gives tests that make no sense and are harder than a math test given to a cat.

Her test had questions about molecules that looked like they came from another planet.

I asked, 'Why is this test so hard?' She said, 'That’s why you’re here.'

My friend said, 'She gives tests that could make a genius cry.'

A teacher who uses slides and textbook pictures more than she uses her brain or her voice.

She showed us the same slide for 20 minutes. I fell asleep.

I said, 'Can’t you just talk?' She said, 'I’m talking through slides.'

My friend said, 'She’s like a robot that only shows pictures.'

A teacher who talks like she’s from another planet and says things like 'good moning' and 'terrance the four.'

She said, 'Good moning, class!' I was like, 'Is that even a word?'

She said, 'Terrence the four!' I said, 'Who’s Terrence? What’s four?'

I texted her, 'Why do you say things like 'wok'?' She said, 'It’s how I speak.'

The teacher who made me lose all hope of being successful, passing college, and ever seeing a doctor again.

She said, 'If you fail, you’re never going to be successful.' I said, 'Okay, I’m done.'

My friend said, 'She’s the reason I don’t want to be a doctor anymore.'

I texted her, 'You destroyed my dreams.' She said, 'Good.'