Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Oran and Anal. It’s like saying a woman can do the job from both ends. No fancy moves. Just good at eating and getting eaten.

DM: 'Looking for someone with O&A skills. No drama, just good vibes and a strong stomach.'

Post: 'My new sugar daddy asked for O&A. I said, 'I got the tools, bring the money.'

Text: 'She said she had O&A. I believed her until I saw her eating my pizza.'

2

The ultimate love pact. Two people swear on their firstborn that they’ll never leave each other. Unless they find someone better.

Text: 'We signed the O&A. I hope he doesn’t break it.'

Post: 'My O&A was 10 years ago. Still going strong. Still married.'

DM: 'You want an O&A? I’ll give you one. Just don’t leave me for my ex.'

3

A person who puts on headphones and forgets the world exists. They’re too busy getting lost in music.

Text: 'He’s been listening to music for 3 hours. I think he forgot how to talk.'

Post: 'Music is my O&A. I live for it.'

DM: 'She’s the O&A of my day. I don’t even need coffee anymore.'

4

A monster with three heads. Used when someone drops a bomb and the world stops. It’s the face of total confusion.

Text: 'He saw my grades. He sent me the THSM. I knew I was doomed.'

Post: 'My teacher yelled at me. I replied with the THSM. It was mutual.'

DM: 'I told her I was moving out. She sent me the THSM. I cried.'

5

The face you make when you’re caught doing something stupid. Like when you eat the last slice of pizza and then blame the dog.

Text: 'I got caught eating my dog’s food. I sent the blushing face.'

Post: 'My mom walked in on me wearing her pajamas. I blushed.'

DM: 'He said I was ugly. I blushed. Then I yelled at him.'

6

The face of sadness. Like when your favorite toy breaks and you cry for 10 minutes.

Text: 'My cat died. I sent the sad face.'

Post: 'He broke up with me. I looked like the sad face.'

DM: 'I got fired. I was the sad face for an hour.'

7

A silly face. Like when a kid sees a bird and goes ‘derp’ for no reason.

Text: 'She saw a bird and sent the derp face. I laughed.'

Post: 'I made the derp face in class. My teacher yelled at me.'

DM: 'He said I was weird. I sent the derp face. He laughed.'