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a face that says you're so high you think you're the Uber driver

My mom saw me at 3 a. m. and asked, 'What are you doing?' I said, 'I'm riding the Uber of life.'

He texted me, 'I'm so high I think I'm the Uber app.'

She took one look at me and said, 'You're not Uber. You're the passenger who forgot to pay.'

a look that says you’re so wasted you think you’re the driver and the passenger

He yelled at the Uber driver, 'You're not even real!'

She tried to pay with a credit card and a napkin.

He asked the driver, 'Why are you here? I'm the driver!'

a face like you just got paid by Uber and now you're the boss

He said, 'I'm rich now. I'm the Uber CEO.'

She texted me, 'I just got paid by Uber. I'm the boss now.'

He tried to talk to the driver like he was his employee.