Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Serious business. No jokes. No nonsense. Just pure chaos and bad decisions.

Srs bsns. I'm gonna beat you up if you don't take this seriously.

Srs bsns. My dog just bit my uncle. That's how serious it is.

Srs bsns. I'm not lying. I will cry if you don't listen.

2

When you're not messing around and you're ready to go to war.

Srs bsns. I'm bringing my sword. You're bringing your sword. It's on.

Srs bsns. I'm not even kidding. I'm gonna eat your homework.

Srs bsns. If you don't stop talking, I'm gonna throw my shoe at you.

3

When you're being extra serious and you're not holding back.

Srs bsns. I'm not holding back. I'm gonna beat you up for real.

Srs bsns. I'm not kidding. My mom is watching. She'll kill me if I don't take this seriously.

Srs bsns. I'm not messing around. I'm gonna fail you if you don't listen.

4

When you're ready to drop everything and fight for your life.

Srs bsns. I'm dropping everything. I'm coming for you.

Srs bsns. I'm not even going to school today. I'm going to war.

Srs bsns. I'm ready to die. You're ready to die. Let's go.

5

When you're being super serious and you're not playing games.

Srs bsns. I'm not playing games. I'm gonna beat you up for real.

Srs bsns. I'm not even smiling. I'm ready to cry.

Srs bsns. I'm not even joking. I'm gonna throw my entire lunch at you.