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A type of porn where everything goes wrong and nobody cares
The guy fell off the couch mid-squat.
The dog walked in and stole the spotlight.
The screen went black right when it got good.
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A kind of porn that’s so bad it’s good
The guy was wearing a hat and a sock.
The camera shook like it was in a tornado.
The guy said 'yo' instead of 'hello'.
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A type of porn where everything is just plain weird
The guy was wearing a chicken suit.
The background was a pizza box.
He said 'moo' instead of 'hello'.
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A kind of porn that’s just pure nonsense
He was wearing a banana as a hat.
The video cut to a cat eating pizza.
He yelled 'I love my mom' in the middle of it.
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A type of porn that’s like watching a train wreck
The guy was wearing a shirt that said 'I survived a fire.'
He tripped over the cord.
He tried to do a backflip and fell into a chair.
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A kind of porn that’s just pure embarrassment
He was wearing a sock on his head.
He said 'I’m not ready' five times.
He tripped into a lamp.
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