Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re the only one I bother with. Everyone else is trash.

O4U, I’m sending you the link. The rest of you can die.

Only you get my secret meme. The others? They’re stuck with my normal jokes.

O4U, I’ll answer your DM. The others? They can wait till I’m dead.

2

I save my best insults for you. The rest of you are just background noise.

O4U, I called your mom fat. The rest of you? I just called them names.

Only you get my full rage. The others? They get my leftovers.

O4U, I’m giving you my full attention. The others? They’re getting my side-eye.

3

You’re the only one I waste my time on. Everyone else is a waste of my breath.

O4U, I’m talking to you. The rest of you? I’m just shouting into the void.

Only you get my best jokes. The others? They get my tired ones.

O4U, I’m sending you my favorite pizza. The rest of you? You get bread.

4

You’re my favorite person. The rest of you are just annoying.

O4U, I’m texting you. The others? I’m just screaming into my phone.

Only you get my full attention. The others? They get my half-dead vibe.

O4U, I’m telling you my life story. The others? They get my trash talk.

5

You’re the only one I let get away with my worst behavior. Everyone else gets the full wrath.

O4U, I’m giving you my half-dead vibe. The rest of you? I’m giving you my full rage.

Only you get my tired jokes. The others? They get my full insults.

O4U, I’m letting you live. The others? I’m killing them.