Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

having rizz so good it makes your ex cry and your mom proud

My ex called me and cried because I had better rizz than her new guy.

My mom said I was better than her first husband.

I made my uncle propose to his coworker during a Zoom call.

2

so smooth you could slide your tongue up a wall and it would follow you

I slid my tongue up the wall and it stuck there like a cocky kid in a math class.

My tongue slid up the wall and my crush asked me to be his boyfriend.

I slid my tongue up the wall and the janitor asked me to clean the floor.

3

so good at flirting you could make a statue blush and a vampire fall for you

I made a statue blush and a vampire fall for me at the mall.

The statue blushed so hard it fell over.

A vampire asked me to be his wife during a lunch break.

4

so charming you could make a cat give you a high five and a dog lick your face

I got a high five from a cat and a lick from a dog.

A cat gave me a high five and a dog licked my face during a walk.

A cat high fived me and a dog licked my face in front of my crush.

5

so good with words you could talk a chicken into laying an egg and a dragon into signing a contract

I talked a chicken into laying an egg and a dragon into signing a contract.

A chicken laid an egg and a dragon signed a contract at the park.

I convinced a chicken and a dragon during a boring Tuesday.