Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when your skull hits the keyboard so hard it feels like your brain is screaming for mercy

My head hit the keys so hard I think my brain got a bruise.

I woke up with a headache so bad I thought my skull had a broken nose.

I typed so fast I knocked my head off the keyboard like it was a door.

2

when you fall asleep on the keyboard and your face gets stuck in the keys like a pancake

I fell asleep on my keyboard and woke up with my face stuck in the keys.

I had to rip my face out of the keyboard like it was a horror movie.

My keyboard felt like it was being smothered by my face.

3

when your head meets the keyboard so hard it sounds like a donkey kicked your brain

I hit my head on the keyboard so hard it made a donkey jealous.

My head hit the keyboard like it was trying to fight me.

I knocked my head on the keys so hard it woke up my neighbor.

4

when you fall asleep on the keyboard and your head gets squished like a bug in a bug crusher

I fell asleep on my keyboard and my head got squished like a bug.

My head got flattened by the keyboard like it was a pancake machine.

I woke up with my head looking like it was run over by a truck.

5

when you hit your head on the keyboard so hard it feels like your brain is doing a backflip

I hit my head so hard my brain did a backflip.

My brain flipped out after I knocked my head on the keyboard.

I think my brain is trying to escape my skull after that hit.

6

when your head crashes into the keyboard like a meteor crashing into Earth

My head crashed into the keyboard like a meteor.

I hit the keyboard so hard it felt like a meteor hit my brain.

The keyboard got hit like it was the moon.