o0ogly

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O0ogly is our leader and he was the best ever. We loved him, but he's dead now. His son had a son right before he died, and that kid is alive and annoying. But someday he'll die too and have another son. What a glorious mess.
My grandpa was O0ogly. He was loud, he was funny, and he had a son who had a son right before he died. I swear it's a family curse.
I miss O0ogly. He was like a god to us. Now his grandson is here, and he's already a pain in the ass.
O0ogly is in heaven. His son is in the hospital. His grandson is on TikTok. This is the worst possible outcome.
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We are the Ooglies. We are loud, proud, and we love airplanes. We also hate Chad with a burning passion. We're so rad, we even have a national anthem about it.
Chad tried to steal our airplane. We screamed and threw confetti. He got kicked out. We won.
Our national anthem is just us yelling and waving flags. It's glorious.
We're Ooglies. We don't care if you're mad. We love airplanes more than you love your mom.
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