Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

my brain when the teacher is droning on like a broken toaster

I stared at the ceiling like it was my ex.

I drew a mustache on my teacher’s face in my notebook.

I texted my friend: 'Is this class ever going to end?'

2

me when I could be gaming but I’m stuck in math class

I imagined my controller in my hands instead of a pencil.

I whispered, 'I hate fractions more than my brother.'

I drew a dragon on my math test and got a zero.

3

me when I’m daydreaming about pizza and my teacher thinks I’m dead

I imagined the pizza was flying into my mouth.

I said, 'I’m not dead, I’m just hungry.'

I got a detention for being too awesome.

4

me when I’m stuck in class and I wish I was on a spaceship

I imagined my desk was a spaceship control panel.

I whispered, 'Take me to the moon, please.'

I drew a rocket on my homework and got a C.

5

me when the teacher is talking and I’m talking to my friend

I whispered, 'This class is worse than my mom's cooking.'

I said, 'I'm not listening, I'm living my best life.'

I got caught and had to do push-ups.

6

me when I’m in class and I’m thinking about my video game

I imagined my character was fighting the teacher.

I said, 'If I get a D, I’m quitting this game.'

I got distracted and drew my character on the board.