o-z's

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A bunch of drug weight, mostly weed, like the kind you smoke when you’re too high to care about your life.
Yo, I just bought 16 oz's of weed. I’m gonna die rich.
My mom said I had to eat my veggies before I could smoke my oz's. I cried.
My dog ate my oz's and now he’s trippin’ like he’s on a mission from God.
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A drug mix from Tampa, like a crazy combo of Sprite and cough syrup, or any fruity candy you can find in a gas station. You chug it from a tower of red cups and say you feel like a wizard.
My cousin drank 10 cups of O-Z's and tried to speak in tongues. It was terrifying.
I got O-Z's for my birthday and it tasted like a science experiment gone wrong.
My teacher caught me drinking O-Z's in class. I got detention and a lifetime supply of candy.
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Moving like you’re trying to dance but you’re too tired to care. It’s the walk of someone who’s halfway between being cool and being a mess.
He walked into the room like he was doing the slow motion part of a movie.
My dog walked like that after he ate my homework.
She moved like she was trying to impress the moon.
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A shout of surprise when you see a zebra, or just a random thing that makes you go ‘Oh My God Zebra!!’ like it’s the end of the world.
I saw a zebra at the zoo and screamed ‘Oh My God Zebra!!’ like I was in a horror movie.
My friend walked in wearing a zebra costume and I yelled it at him.
I saw a zebra on my cereal and I screamed it at my mom.
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When you’re way too excited about everything, like planning a party for your goldfish or giving your neighbor 50 gifts for Christmas. It’s the curse of the overly busy person.
My cousin planned a party for his goldfish and invited the whole neighborhood.
I gave my neighbor 50 gifts for Christmas and now I’m broke.
My mom decorated my room like it was the Super Bowl and I had to live with it.
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