o-zillinger

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A tiny bag of drugs. Weed, coke, shrooms, or anything that makes you forget your problems and your mom.

My mom said I was going to get grounded for an o-zillinger. I said I'd rather be grounded than grounded by my mom.

That o-zillinger was so strong, I thought my dog was going to start talking to me.

I got an o-zillinger from my cousin. Now I'm high and my pants are on fire.

A little hit of drugs. It's like a punch to your brain but with more fun and less pain.

I took an o-zillinger before my math test. I got a 100, but I also got a ticket for talking to the teacher like she was my friend.

My friend took an o-zillinger and started dancing in the middle of the grocery store.

I took an o-zillinger and now I think my sock is a superhero.

A tiny dose of drugs. It's like a mini explosion in your head that makes you happy, confused, and occasionally very loud.

I took an o-zillinger and started yelling at my brother for eating my sandwich. He didn't even do it.

My mom took an o-zillinger and started singing in the shower. I heard it all the way in my room.

I took an o-zillinger and now I think my cat is a wizard.

A little bit of drugs. It’s not enough to make you famous, but it’s enough to make you weird and proud of it.

I took an o-zillinger and said I was going to be a rock star. My dog laughed at me.

My brother took an o-zillinger and tried to talk to the TV. It didn’t respond.

I took an o-zillinger and now I think my math teacher is a secret ninja.

A small chunk of drugs. It’s like a tiny party in your brain that you didn’t invite anyone to, but you still had fun.

I took an o-zillinger and started talking to my plants. They didn’t say anything back.

My cousin took an o-zillinger and tried to dance with my mom. She didn’t like it.

I took an o-zillinger and now I think my shoes are plotting against me.

A little piece of drugs. It’s like a snack for your brain, and it’s way better than anything your mom makes.

I took an o-zillinger and now I think my math teacher is a robot. She doesn’t like that.

My brother took an o-zillinger and tried to talk to the dog. The dog just looked at him.

I took an o-zillinger and now I think my sandwich is alive.