o what

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to be so shocked you think you peed your pants
O what? I just saw my mom eat a whole pizza by herself.
O what? My dog just stole my lunch and my feelings.
O what? My teacher just gave me a pop quiz and I didn’t study.
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to be so happy you want to punch the air and cry at the same time
O what? I got an A+ on my math test and my mom didn’t yell.
O what? My crush just texted me and I didn’t trip.
O what? My favorite ice cream flavor is back and it’s chocolate.
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to be so amazed you swear you saw a ghost
O what? My brother just beat me at video games and I didn’t rage quit.
O what? My dog just did a backflip and I didn’t scream.
O what? My teacher just let us have pizza for lunch and I didn’t cry.
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to be so stunned you think your brain just exploded
O what? My dad just bought me a new phone and I didn’t throw it.
O what? My friend just said I’m cool and I didn’t faint.
O what? My cat just walked on my keyboard and I didn’t scream.
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to be so excited you think you’re gonna explode
O what? I just got invited to the prom and I didn’t pass out.
O what? My favorite band is coming to town and I didn’t cry.
O what? My mom just said I can stay up past 9 and I didn’t yell.
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