O U otter B kidding me

You said you'd finish the project by Friday. It's Monday and you still haven't started.

You told me you'd never eat another pizza again. Now you're eating three.

You said you'd pay me back. Now you're begging me for more money.

You just took the last slice of pizza and left me with the crust.

You said you'd help me study. Now you're playing video games.

You promised me a new phone. Now you're telling me it's broken.

You're making me repeat the same question three times.

You just told me my math was wrong. Again.

You said you'd stop teasing me. Now you're doing it in front of the whole class.

You just said I failed the test. I got an A.

You told me I’d never beat you at chess. Now I’m winning.

You said I was going to be late. I was there before you even left.

You said I was the worst at soccer. I scored the winning goal.

You told me I’d never beat you at video games. I beat you twice.

You said I’d fail the class. I’m getting an A.

You just said I spelled my name wrong. I spelled it right.

You told me I’d never get the job. I got it.

You said I’d never beat you at chess. I did.