O-Town North

My cousin moved to O-Town North and now he's stuck with snow and bad coffee. I feel bad for him.

I told my boss I was moving to O-Town North. He said, 'You're not getting out of this one.'

Why does O-Town North get all the snow and I get the coffee? That's not fair.

O-Town North is just Ottawa but with more snow and less sense. It's the northern part of the Great White North, and no one asked for it.

I live in O-Town North and it's like the Great White North threw a snowball at me and said, 'You're stuck with this.'

O-Town North is like a part of Canada that got stuck with the snow and no one wanted it.

O-Town North is so far north it thinks it's in the Arctic and drinks coffee like it's water. That's not a problem, that's a lifestyle.

My friend moved to O-Town North and now he drinks coffee like it's water and thinks he's in the Arctic.

O-Town North is like the Arctic but with more coffee and less sense.