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The ticket you thought would take you to Ontario, Canada, but it actually took you to Ontario, California. You’re now stuck in the wrong state, and it’s all because you couldn’t read.
I thought I was going to Canada. Turns out I got stuck in California. What even is life?
I paid for a Canadian adventure. Got a California traffic jam instead. Thanks, ticket.
Ontario, Canada? Nope. Ontario, California. I now know what a dumbass I am.