o the world just keeps on spinnin

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A stupid dance that everyone knows from the Charlie Brown cartoons. You shuffle your feet like a clumsy idiot while staring at the ground like it’s your ex.
My cousin did it at the family reunion and tripped into the punch bowl.
My teacher made us do it during PE and called it 'exercise', it was torture.
I did it at a concert and got yelled at by the security guard.
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A silly thing people do by moving their feet back and forth. It’s like you’re trying to figure out why the world is so messed up.
My friend did it during a Zoom call and made everyone laugh until they cried.
I tried it in my math class and got a zero for being too distracted.
My dog did it when I dropped my fries on the floor, it was like a weird dog dance.
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A dumb foot shuffle that looks like you’re trying to escape the world. Some people even spin a basketball on their finger like it’s the only thing keeping the planet from exploding.
My mom did it while making dinner and burnt the chicken, it was a disaster.
I did it in the middle of a street and got stuck behind a truck.
My brother did it during a video game and lost the match because he was too distracted.
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