o the arshole

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he’s a smelly, brainless waste of air who eats porn for breakfast and shoves bananas up people’s butts for fun
He texted me, 'I just put a banana in my mom’s butt and it was the best day ever.'
He posted a video of a banana in a toilet and called it 'art.'
He told his boss he was 'taking a banana break' and walked out.
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he’s a human banana slinger who lives in a hole and eats people’s butts for dinner
He DM’d me, 'I just slipped a banana into my teacher’s butt during class.'
He sent a tweet: 'Banana in the butt = 10/10 life.'
He told his friend he was 'going to work' and then ran off to watch porn.
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he’s a banana-throwing, butt-blasting, porn-eating, human disaster
He texted his crush, 'I put a banana in my dad’s butt and it was epic.'
He posted a picture of a banana and a butt and wrote, 'This is my life.'
He told his mom he was 'going to eat a banana and watch porn' and never came back.
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