O Thabo swar

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a brain-dead slug who takes forever to get anything right
My cousin is an O Thabo swar, he still thinks the moon is made of cheese.
That kid in math class is an O Thabo swar; he took 10 minutes to add 2 + 2.
My boss is an O Thabo swar; he forgot how to use a coffee machine.
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a human who moves like a snail and thinks like a dead fish
My neighbor is an O Thabo swar; he took 2 hours to walk to the store.
That guy in my history class is an O Thabo swar; he didn’t know who Julius Caesar was.
My dog is smarter than my brother, he’s an O Thabo swar.
3
a person so clueless they think the internet is a pizza delivery service
My friend is an O Thabo swar; he asked if the sun was a light bulb.
My mom is an O Thabo swar; she still uses a flip phone.
My teacher called me an O Thabo swar because I took 15 minutes to answer a question.
4
a human who could be a rock if rocks had the power to annoy you
My brother is an O Thabo swar; he didn’t know what a computer was until last year.
That guy in my gym class is an O Thabo swar; he took 10 minutes to do one push-up.
My grandma is an O Thabo swar; she still thinks Facebook is a spy network.
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a person who takes forever to think and makes everything harder than it needs to be
My dad is an O Thabo swar; he took 20 minutes to turn on the TV.
That kid in my science class is an O Thabo swar; he thought the Earth was flat and made of cake.
My friend is an O Thabo swar; he took 3 days to figure out how to charge his phone.
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a person who could win a race against a turtle and still lose
My uncle is an O Thabo swar; he took 45 minutes to find his keys.
That kid in my English class is an O Thabo swar; he couldn’t spell ‘hello’.
My dog is smarter than my brother, he’s an O Thabo swar.
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