o tempora, o mores

My mom just got fired and now she’s yelling at my brother for eating my lunch.

The teacher called my dog a ‘disgrace’ and now it’s sitting in the corner crying.

My cousin ate my last slice of pizza and now he’s laughing at me like I’m a fool.

My pet goldfish died and now my brother is blaming me for it.

The internet crashed and now I can’t watch my favorite show.

My dad forgot my birthday and now he’s pretending he didn’t.

My math test was harder than my cousin’s baby and I’m still confused.

My mom made me clean my room and now I’m mad at her.

My teacher gave me a pop quiz and I didn’t even know what a pop quiz was.

My dog ate my homework and now I have to explain it to my teacher.

My phone died and now I can’t text my best friend.

My brother took my Xbox and now he’s playing my favorite game.

My mom forgot to make breakfast and now I’m eating cereal for dinner.

My teacher gave me detention and now I have to sit in the hallway.

My dog chased my brother and now he’s running around like a lunatic.