O-Tard

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An O-Tard is a person who’s so dumb they think having multiple orgasms makes them smart, not just high. They’re like E-Tards but with more cum and less brain.
My cousin thinks he’s Einstein because he can last 10 minutes in the shower.
She said she got a PhD from her own cum.
He cried when he realized his mom was right about everything.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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An O-Tard is someone who’s so dumb they’ve gone beyond being stupid and into the realm of being a living embarrassment.
He said the moon is made of cheese and that’s why it’s yellow.
She tried to explain gravity by flinging her cereal at the wall.
He thinks the president is a sock.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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An O-Tard is a person who thinks Sony is better than Microsoft, and might’ve been hit by a truck or just born that way.
He fought me in the hallway over which console is better.
She refused to play Minecraft because it’s ‘not Sony’.
He said Xbox is ‘for peasants’.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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An O-Tard is a total dumbass who acts like they’re on speed but just can’t handle it.
He ran into a wall screaming about ‘the force’.
She said she could fly and then tripped over her own feet.
He tried to do a backflip and ended up face-down.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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An O-Tard is someone who lies on their own neck and spins like a stupid windmill with no idea what they’re doing.
He spun so fast he puked on his shoes.
She turned in circles and fell into a pool.
He tried to do a dance and just flopped.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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An O-Tard is a bald, gay, faggot who’s so feminine they look like they were born in a beauty salon and then dropped in a trash can.
He wears glitter and thinks it’s ‘manly’.
He cried when he saw a lipstick ad.
He tried to do his hair and ended up looking like a raccoon.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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