Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A smelly blue donut that Obama eats while he stares at you like you owe him money.

I saw that O-stika on his sign and I felt like I was gonna throw up.

My mom wears that O-stika on her shirt and it smells like old socks.

That O-stika is so fake it looks like it came out of a toilet.

2

A donut so blue it could dye your socks and your dreams at the same time.

That O-stika on his sign looked like it was gonna laugh in my face.

I ate an O-stika and now my tongue is blue and I can't stop talking about it.

That O-stika is so stupid it thinks it's a superhero.

3

A donut that Obama uses to bribe people into voting for him and then he eats it like it’s a sandwich.

That O-stika on his sign is so fake it’s like he stole it from a kid.

I saw that O-stika on a shirt and I wanted to punch the person wearing it.

That O-stika is so bad it should be in jail.

4

A blue donut that Obama wears like a crown and then eats it like it’s his last meal.

I saw that O-stika on a sign and I wanted to throw it in the trash.

That O-stika on his shirt looked like it was gonna cry.

I ate an O-stika and now I look like a walking donut.

5

A donut so blue it could turn your pants into a water park.

That O-stika on his sign is so fake it’s like it came out of a donut factory.

I saw that O-stika and I wanted to eat it, but then I saw the price.

That O-stika is so dumb it doesn’t even know its own color.

6

A donut that Obama wears like a hat and then eats it like it’s his best friend.

I saw that O-stika on a sign and I wanted to rip it off.

That O-stika on his shirt looked like it was gonna laugh at me.

I ate an O-stika and now I’m blue and I can’t stop talking.