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a little guy who thinks he's a big shot, has a tiny noodle and a huge attitude, always cheating, holding on like a dog, and can't keep his pants zipped. He eats his own cum like it's a goddamn snack
Spence just texted me: 'I'm still the best. You'll come back.'
He DMed me: 'You're not even worth the time I waste on you.'
He showed up at my house with a bag of chips and a look that said 'I'm gonna win.'
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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a short man with a tiny willy, a massive ego, and the patience of a toddler. He lies, clings like a leech, and is too proud to admit he's a cum-eater
He sent me a voice note: 'You think you're better than me? I'll prove it.'
He showed up at my job and told my boss I was a 'disgrace.'
He messaged me: 'I eat my own cum. You don't even know what that means.'
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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a short man with a tiny cock, a big mouth, and a bigger ego. He lies, follows you everywhere, and eats his own cum like it's the best meal ever
He showed up at my house with a sandwich and a 'I'm not going anywhere' look.
He DMed me: 'You're nothing without me.'
He texted me: 'I eat my own cum. You're not even close.'
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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