o shit handle

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the thing you grab on a dirt bike when you yell o shit like your mom just told you you failed math and your dad is gonna beat you with a broom.
i grabbed the o shit handle so hard my knuckles turned white and my brother laughed at me.
the o shit handle saved my life when the bike went flying over a ditch like a rocket.
i yelled o shit and held on like my life depended on it and it kinda did.
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the handle you clutch on a monster truck when you scream o shit like you just saw your dog get run over by a bus.
i screamed o shit and held the handle so tight my hand was numb and my mom said i looked like a lunatic.
the o shit handle was my only friend when the truck jumped over a car like it was nothing.
i grabbed the handle and yelled o shit so loud the neighbors called the cops.
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the handle you grab on a go-kart when you shout o shit like you just got caught eating pizza for breakfast and your mom is going to kill you.
i grabbed the o shit handle and shouted o shit so hard my voice cracked and my brother laughed at me.
the o shit handle saved me from crashing into a tree like i was going for a stupid adventure.
i yelled o shit and held on like i was fighting for my life and i was.
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