o shit grip

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The stupid things you hold on to in a car when you yell 'O SHIT!' like you're about to die, even though you're just mad because the radio cut to commercial.
I grabbed the o shit grip so hard I almost broke my nails. The radio didn't even play a commercial yet.
He screamed 'O SHIT!' at the o shit grip like it was the last thing on Earth. It was just a pothole.
I held on to the o shit grip so tight I think I might have fused my hands to the dashboard.
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The dumb handles in a vehicle that you clutch like they're your last hope when you're too lazy to actually look where you're going.
She grabbed the o shit grip like it was going to save her life. It was just a red light.
He yelled 'O SHIT!' at the o shit grip because he missed the exit. He didn’t even know where he was going.
I held on to the o shit grip so tight I think I broke it. I was just tired.
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The handles in a car that you grip with the fury of a thousand angry squirrels when you yell 'O SHIT!' at the top of your lungs, even though you're just mad about traffic.
He grabbed the o shit grip like it was the enemy. Traffic was just slow.
She screamed 'O SHIT!' at the o shit grip because someone cut her off. It was just a bus.
I held on so tight I think I might have broken the handle. I was just tired of traffic.
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