o shit

Fresh Trending

1 views · Added 11h ago · 7 definitions

1
You yell this when you see something wild or you just got caught doing something stupid like getting your pants pulled down in homeroom.
O shit, the teacher walked in and saw me eating a taco in the hallway!
O shit, I just got my report card and it says F in math.
O shit, I told my mom I got a 100 on my math test and it was a 58.
2
Same as shit, but louder and more desperate, like you just saw your crush with a hot dog in their hand and you’re begging for mercy.
O shit, my crush is eating a hot dog in the cafeteria!
O shit, my dog just ate my homework.
O shit, I told my crush I had a 100 on my test and it was a 32.
3
You say this when you know you’re going to get in trouble and you’re too tired to fight it anymore.
O shit, I’m going to get grounded for the rest of the weekend.
O shit, I just got caught eating pizza in the library.
O shit, I told my mom I got a 100 on my math test and it was a 42.
4
You see a girl from far away and think she’s cute, but then she walks closer and you realize she looks like a gremlin with a face full of glitter.
O shit, that girl looks like a gremlin with glitter on her face!
O shit, that girl is wearing a tutu and a hat with ducks on it.
O shit, that girl just walked in and she looks like a gremlin with glitter.
5
You scream this when you’re getting a big booty bitch and you’re about to blow your load or after you just did.
O shit, I just got my big booty bitch and I’m about to blow my load!
O shit, I just blew my load and I’m still getting my big booty bitch.
O shit, I just got my big booty bitch and I’m about to blow my load again.
6
It’s like saying O sugar, honey, ice, tea, but you’re too lazy to say the whole thing.
O shit, I just got my sugar, honey, ice, and tea.
O shit, I’m too lazy to say the whole thing.
O shit, I just said O sugar, honey, ice, tea, and I’m too lazy to say it again.
7
You say this when you realize something bad is about to happen and you’re too tired to do anything about it.
O shit, I just got my report card and it says F in math.
O shit, I told my mom I got a 100 on my math test and it was a 28.
O shit, I just got my big booty bitch and I’m about to blow my load.
xs