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After too much butt sex your butt hole gets so loose your poop just falls out and ruins your socks.

My socks are stained with my own crap and I blame my boyfriend.

I walked into work with a brown sock and no one asked questions.

My mom saw my stained sock and said I should've gotten a bigger ring.

Your poop just walks out of your butt like it's got its own key and your socks are the first to know.

I tried to hide my stained sock but my dog saw it and laughed.

My coworker asked if I had a leak and I said it was just my lunch.

I wore the same sock all day and my boss said I was a mess.

You get so much butt sex your butt hole just gives up and your poop walks out like it's on vacation.

I had to change my sock mid-meeting and my boss was confused.

My brother asked why I smelled like a toilet and I said I had a sock issue.

I wore my stained sock to bed and my dog asked if I was going to the beach.