Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The part you wish you had more of when you're getting butt-fucked by a guy who doesn't know the meaning of the word 'gentle'.

My O-ring is about to give out, I can feel it.

He’s not gentle, he’s just trying to tear me in half.

I swear my O-ring is going to quit on me mid-fuck.

2

The muscle you wish was stronger so you could take more than one hit of butt-fucking at a time.

My O-ring is like a weak noodle.

He hit me so hard my O-ring screamed.

I took three hits and my O-ring said, 'That’s it, I’m done.'

3

The thing that keeps your butt from leaking everywhere when you're being abused by a guy with a foot-long sausage.

That guy’s sausage is bigger than my O-ring.

I leaked because my O-ring couldn’t handle it.

He had a foot-long sausage, I had a leak.

4

A rubbery thing that helps you seal your butt when you're not using it for anything else. Or it can be used for cock rings if you're lucky.

That O-ring is like a cock ring, but it’s also my butt seal.

He used my O-ring as a cock ring, I was confused.

I’m using my O-ring as a cock ring now, it’s working.

5

Your butt hole, your eye, or that thing that holds your turtle head in if you're a turtle.

My O-ring is my eye, and it’s getting tired.

He said my O-ring was holding my turtle head in.

I thought my O-ring was my eye, but it was just my butt hole.

6

The part of your butt that gets torn apart when you’re getting butt-fucked by a guy who doesn’t know what the word 'gentle' means.

That guy tore my O-ring apart.

My O-ring is torn, and I’m not happy.

He didn’t know what gentle was, he just tore my O-ring.

7

A round, rubbery thing that gets squished between two flanges. Also used for cock rings if you get the right size.

That O-ring is squished like a pancake.

I used my O-ring as a cock ring, it worked.

That flange thing squished my O-ring like a pancake.