O P E N 馃叡OOB

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God showed up and said 'I鈥檓 in' with a middle finger
Bro, the open bOOB is like God showing up at the party and bringing a punch bowl full of swear words.
My mom just said 'open bOOB' and I got grounded for life.
The open bOOB happened during a math test and I failed because I laughed too hard.
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Heaven and Hell made a truce just to watch this happen
The open bOOB happened at lunch and I got extra pizza for being the best friend.
My dog saw the open bOOB and started barking at the sky.
The open bOOB occurred during a Zoom call and my teacher cried.
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The universe took a breath and said 'Okay, this is good'
The open bOOB happened in the hallway and I got a free pass to skip gym.
My friend texted me 'open bOOB' and I died laughing.
During a boring class, the open bOOB happened and I got in trouble.
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God flipped a coin and it landed on 'yes' and 'no' at the same time
The open bOOB happened during a test and I got a 100 just for being there.
I texted my friend 'open bOOB' and we both got suspended.
The open bOOB happened at a family dinner and my uncle screamed.
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The angels were confused but the devil was happy
The open bOOB happened in the park and I got a free ice cream.
During a boring class, I said 'open bOOB' and the teacher fainted.
The open bOOB happened at a concert and I got a standing ovation.
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