O-Neg

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Any person who has O-Negative blood, which is basically the blood of a person who was born on a Monday and still had the energy to cry at the end of the day.

My cousin has O-Negative blood and still managed to yell at the mailman for giving the wrong package.

My mom said she had O-Negative blood and still had the patience to explain the difference between a sock and a shoe.

My dog has O-Negative blood and still managed to bark at the vacuum cleaner like it was a personal attack.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

The best metal band ever, and also the only one who would tattoo their logo on your back if they had a chainsaw and a grudge against your mom.

I told my friend I would tattoo O-Neg on my back if they paid me $100 and they said I was being dramatic.

My brother got the O-Neg tattoo and now he screams at his phone every time he sees a sock.

I asked my dog if he liked O-Neg and he barked and ran away like it was a horror movie.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A band that sings like a demon in a blender, and also like a guy who just got yelled at by his mom and his teacher at the same time.

My friend said O-Neg’s music sounds like my mom’s voice after she gets yelled at by the principal.

I tried listening to O-Neg and it felt like I had been stuck in a blender for 10 years.

I told my sister O-Neg’s music sounds like my brother’s voice after he lost his favorite sock.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A really cool band who play loud music and make you feel like you’ve been kicked by a donkey and then yelled at by your teacher.

My friend said O-Neg is the best band ever and then I saw him cry after listening to one song.

I told my dog I love O-Neg and he barked like he didn’t believe me.

I asked my mom if she liked O-Neg and she said it reminded her of the day I spilled my cereal on the floor.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A band that sings like a ghost in a tomb, and also like a kid who just got grounded for eating too many cookies.

My friend said O-Neg sounds like my brother after he got grounded for eating 10 cookies.

I told my mom O-Neg sounds like her voice after I spilled my cereal on the floor again.

My dog tried to listen to O-Neg and ran away like it was a haunted house.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

The first blood ever, like the kind of blood that came from the first caveman who had the patience to cry at the end of the day.

My mom said O-Neg is the first blood ever and it’s like the blood of the first caveman who cried at the end of the day.

I told my brother O-Neg is the first blood and he said it was like the blood of his teacher after she yelled at him.

My dog said O-Neg is the first blood and it reminded him of the first dog who got yelled at by the first human.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A band who play like a donkey with a chainsaw, and also like a kid who just got yelled at by his mom and his teacher at the same time.

I told my friend O-Neg is like a donkey with a chainsaw and he said that sounded like his dog after it got yelled at.

My mom said O-Neg sounds like a donkey with a chainsaw and I believed her.

My dog tried to listen to O-Neg and ran away like it was a horror movie.

by Slangipedia 7d ago