O mai gawd

O mai gawd, I just stepped in a puddle that had a dead rat in it.

O mai gawd, my teacher just let the class watch a video of a cat fighting a goat.

O mai gawd, my little brother ate a whole bag of spicy chips and now he’s screaming.

O mai gawd, my mom just told me I have to clean my room before I can go out with my friends.

O mai gawd, my dog just ate my homework and now I’m gonna fail math.

O mai gawd, my friend just texted me a picture of his face after he tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite.