o lordles

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what you shout when you see something so gross it makes you want to vomit
O lordles, that sandwich has been sitting in the lunch room since 2017.
O lordles, I just stepped in a puddle that looked like it was from a horror movie.
O lordles, my cousin tried to eat a whole pizza for breakfast.
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a magical phrase you use when life hits you like a brick and you’re too tired to cry
O lordles, my mom just yelled at me for eating cereal for dinner again.
O lordles, I have to do math homework and I haven’t slept in three days.
O lordles, my dog just ate my homework and it was already due.
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what you yell when you’re so mad you think your head is going to explode
O lordles, my brother took my video game and now it’s broken.
O lordles, my teacher gave me a pop quiz and I didn’t study.
O lordles, my friend forgot my birthday and now I have to pretend I don’t care.
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the thing you say when something happens so fast you can’t even process it
O lordles, the bus came and I was still walking to the stop.
O lordles, my dog ran into the street and got hit by a car.
O lordles, my mom screamed at me and then my dad joined in.
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the way you talk when you’re so embarrassed you wish you could disappear
O lordles, I tripped in front of the whole class.
O lordles, my crush saw me eating pizza for breakfast.
O lordles, I spilled my juice all over my shirt during lunch.
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