O-Line Diet

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A diet so bad it could make a garbage truck cry, and it’s what offensive linemen eat to stay big and strong enough to tackle people.

My coach said I eat like a garbage can. I said, 'That’s the point.'

I tried the O-Line Diet. Now I’m a human burger.

My mom said I’m eating my way to a heart attack. I said, 'Cool, I’ll be rich.'

The kind of diet that makes you eat so much junk food you think you’re going to explode, and it’s what offensive linemen live on.

I ate three pizzas, two burgers, and a whole bag of chips. I feel like a sausage link.

My friend said I’m on the O-Line Diet. I said, 'I’m not a diet, I’m a disaster.'

I tried the O-Line Diet. Now I’m a walking greasy meatball.

A diet so greasy and loud it could wake up the dead, and it’s what offensive linemen eat to be strong enough to tackle people.

I ate so much I could bench-press a donut. My stomach is louder than a marching band.

My dad said I’m on the O-Line Diet. I said, 'I’m not on a diet. I’m on a mission.'

I tried the O-Line Diet. My pants are now a second skin.