o kyle

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An 'O Kyle' is a car so flashy it makes your eyes hurt. It roars like a lion and has tires that look like they were painted by a drunk kid. Guys stare at it. Girls want to ride in it. Everyone else just hopes they don't crash into them.
My cousin's 'O Kyle' pulled up and I felt like I was looking at a monster.
That 'O Kyle' just drove through a red light and yelled at the cop like he was a rookie.
My mom said if I don't stop talking about 'O Kyle's, I'll never get a car.
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The Boss Kyle is the hardest Kyle to beat. It shows up after you’ve beaten the weak ones. It’s got monster energy drinks and a tattoo that looks like it was done by a prisoner. If you see it, run. It doesn’t just beat you. It laughs at you.
I saw the Boss Kyle and I ran like my pants were on fire.
That Boss Kyle just drank a whole monster energy and I felt like I was going to die.
My friend tried to fight the Boss Kyle and now he’s in the hospital.
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