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A total waste of space who falls asleep before the clock hits 9
He went to bed before the TV even finished its commercial.
I saw him snoring at 8:58.
He’s like a baby who needs a lullaby to sleep.
2
This person is so funny they make your brain laugh
He told a joke so good I laughed until I cried.
I saw my dog laughing at his punchline.
He made my mom forget her coffee.
3
This person has more attitude than a donkey at a rodeo
He yelled at the waiter like he was his enemy.
He talked back to the teacher like she was his mom.
He gave the dog a hard time just for existing.
4
This person is smart enough to trick a robot
He solved the math problem before the teacher even wrote it down.
He knew the answer to the question before it was asked.
He beat the computer at chess like it was a game.
5
This person is so kind they would share their last donut with a donut
He gave his lunch to the kid who had nothing.
He helped the old lady carry her groceries.
He even let the dog have the last cookie.
6
This person is so loving they would hug a brick wall
He hugged his dog like it was his best friend.
He cried when his mom smiled at him.
He even gave the cat a kiss on the forehead.
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