O-jorts

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Jorts are like overalls that got a bad haircut. They’re the leg-less version of overall pants. Nobody wants to be seen in them.

My uncle wore o-jorts to my cousin’s wedding. He looked like he just escaped from a jail cell.

My mom made me wear o-jorts to school. The kids laughed so hard, the teacher had to call the principal.

My dad says o-jorts are 'the fashion of the lazy.' I don’t know what that means, but I don’t like it.

O-jorts are the result of someone cutting off the legs of overalls because they’re too stupid to wear pants. It’s like wearing a punishment.

My friend’s dog wore o-jorts. It looked like a confused potato wearing a shirt.

My brother tried to dress like a farmer but ended up looking like a clown in o-jorts.

My teacher wore o-jorts on Monday. I asked why. She said, 'Because I hate my life.'

O-jorts are the worst thing to ever happen to overalls. They’re like pants that quit halfway up your legs. No one respects them.

My cousin wears o-jorts every day. I asked him why. He said, 'Because I like to look like I got in a fight with a pair of pants.'

My mom wore o-jorts to the grocery store. The clerk looked at her like she had two heads.

My brother’s friend tried to wear o-jorts to a party. Everyone laughed so hard, the DJ had to stop the music.