O job

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An O job is when someone licks your meat with a mouth full of broken teeth and bad breath.
My uncle got an O job from a lady who hadn't brushed her teeth in a month.
The guy at the bar gave me an O job after I told him his breath smelled like a dead raccoon.
My dad's O job was so bad, I thought he was eating a sock.
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An O job is when a nurse soaks your junk with soap and water because you're too lazy to move.
My mom got an O job from the nurse because she couldn’t lift her arm.
My brother got an O job after he fell asleep in the hospital.
My grandpa got an O job every day because he was too drunk to wash himself.
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An O job is when your woman gives you a hand job with a glove that smells like old leather and garlic.
My girlfriend gave me an O job with a glove she used to clean the toilet.
My brother's woman gave him an O job with a glove that had a piece of cheese stuck on it.
My dad's O job was so bad, he thought he was being attacked by a donkey.
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