O-Jizzle

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A fancy way to say orange juice, like the liquid you drink when you're too lazy to do anything but sip it while your mom yells at you.

I just drank 10 glasses of O-Jizzle and still failed my math test.

My dad calls it O-Jizzle because he thinks he's cool.

I prefer O-Jizzle to water because water is for people who don't know what good tastes like.

When you take two glazed doughnuts and use them like a bat to whack someone until they stop being annoying.

I used two glazed doughnuts to beat off my little brother because he wouldn't stop singing.

That guy at the mall got O-Jizzled because he stole my last donut.

I took two donuts and O-Jizzled my neighbor until he gave me his coffee.

A slang term for dog, but way more disrespectful and used when you're being extra rude.

You’re a real O-Jizzle, and I’m not even mad.

I told my dog to shut up, and he called me a fake O-Jizzle.

That guy is such a fake O-Jizzle, he doesn’t even know what a donut is.