Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The only thing that matters when you’re too tired to care about life

He said he was coming home for lunch, but it turned into a 3-hour o jaaah session.

She texted me, ‘I’m not coming to work today. I’m too busy doing o jaaah.’

My dog tried to interrupt my o jaaah, and I yelled at him like he was my ex.

2

When you’re so lazy you don’t even bother getting dressed for it

He wore his pajamas to the store, said it was o jaaah, and left a mess in the aisle.

She slept through her alarm, skipped breakfast, and called it o jaaah.

My brother did o jaaah in the middle of the street, and the cops didn’t even care.

3

A fancy word for being completely unhinged and not giving a single damn

He said, ‘This is o jaaah,’ then threw a pizza at the wall.

She did o jaaah in the grocery store and walked out with 10 bags of chips.

I tried to explain my o jaaah to my mom, and she just said, ‘Don’t wake me up when you’re done.’

4

When you’re too busy doing your own thing to notice anything else

He was doing o jaaah and didn’t even see the car crash.

She had o jaaah for three days and forgot to eat.

I did o jaaah in my socks, and my feet stank like a dead animal.

5

When you’re so lazy you don’t even remember your own name

He did o jaaah so long he forgot his name and started calling himself ‘The Dude.’

She did o jaaah and told her mom, ‘I’m not going to school today. I’m The Dude now.’

I did o jaaah and called my dog ‘The Dude’ for a week.

6

The reason why you can’t remember your own life

He did o jaaah and forgot he had a job.

She did o jaaah and told her boss, ‘I’m not coming to work today. I’m The Dude.’

I did o jaaah and called my mom, ‘I’m not coming to dinner. I’m The Dude now.’