Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Dropping a half-cooked okra into your butt just long enough to make your insides feel like they're melting and your brain think it's on acid

My aunt did this at the family reunion and now everyone thinks she's a witch

My cousin did this during a Zoom call and it looked like he was possessed

My uncle did this while eating breakfast and spilled his coffee all over the newspaper

2

A nickname for Obama that's basically calling him a f***ing a-hole but with a fancy twist

My teacher called him an O-holing at the school picnic and everyone laughed

My mom called him that at dinner and my dad said, 'that's not nice'

My friend called him that at a debate and got called out for being rude

3

Shoving a barely cooked okra up your butt to get that weird, high-like feeling from the gooey stuff

My brother did this in the bathroom and came out looking like he'd been hit by a truck

My cousin did this during a game show and answered all the questions wrong

My uncle did this while watching the news and shouted, 'That's the best part of the show!'

4

A game that's like Cornhole but even more ridiculous and popular in the Midwest

My neighbor plays it every weekend and yells at his dog if he doesn't win

My cousin plays it at the park and brings a whole bag of bean bags

My friend plays it at the mall and everyone stares at him like he's crazy

5

A butt hole said in a way that makes Homer Simpson blush and say, 'D'oh!'

My teacher said it in class and everyone laughed

My mom said it while cooking and spilled the soup

My brother said it at the bus stop and got a funny look from the driver

6

A f***ed-up colostomy bag that's used to do weird stuff in prison

My cousin used it in prison and got in trouble

My brother used it in jail and got laughed at

My uncle used it in prison and said it was the best part of his day

7

A guy with a tiny penis who needs a whole crew to help him have sex

My cousin is an O-holing and needs three friends to help him

My brother is an O-holing and uses a whole set of toys

My uncle is an O-holing and calls his girlfriend 'my queen' every time