Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A story that ends with a punch in the face, like you just got stood up by your ex and found out they're married to your best friend.

He said he'd never cheat again. Then he cheated on his mom.

She promised to pay him back. Now he's digging through the trash for change.

He told her he was rich. Turns out, he just had a lot of debt.

2

A story that makes you go from cool to confused to furious, all in one sentence.

He gave her the best gift ever. It was a $5 coupon to a store that went out of business.

They got married in a chapel. The minister was their ex.

He said he was going to be rich. Then he became a barista.

3

A story that ends like your mom walked in on you eating pizza for dinner and said, 'That's not a meal.'

He was the hero of the story. Then he turned out to be the villain.

She was the smart one. Then she got conned by a kid.

He won the lottery. Then he lost it all to a loan shark.

4

A story that starts friendly and ends like your dog bit your uncle.

He was the best friend. Then he turned out to be the traitor.

She was the love of his life. Then she married his brother.

He said he'd never leave. Then he left with all the money.

5

A story that ends with you screaming into the void, like your life just got canceled.

He was the richest man. Then he lost everything to a cat.

She was the most beautiful. Then she turned out to be a thief.

He had everything. Then he got fired and became a clown.

6

A story that starts like your day and ends like your dog ran over your mom.

He was the best friend. Then he turned out to be the enemy.

She was the kind one. Then she stole his wallet.

He was the hero. Then he turned out to be the villain.