O-girl

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A girl who follows the Orthodox Jewish rules. These girls are so holy and pure that they make regular guys feel like they’ve been living in a sewer.
@Josh123: Why can’t I date her? She’s like a saint and I’m just a guy who eats pizza for breakfast.
My cousin is an O-girl and she won’t even talk to me unless I say the Shema.
My brother tried to flirt with an O-girl and got told he was ‘a disgrace to the human race’.
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A girl who’s a little more religious than a MO-Girl. She’s like the MO-Girl’s older, stricter, and slightly smarter cousin.
@ReligiousLover: I’m not a MO-Girl. I’m an O-Girl. I wear tights and I know how to light a menorah.
My friend went from MO-Girl to O-Girl because she got a new dress and a new attitude.
My sister is an O-Girl now. She won’t even eat pizza unless it’s kosher.
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Something that just keeps going on forever, like how many times you’ve seen the Land 'O' Lakes logo in your life.
That math test was like an O-Girl, it just kept going and going and going.
My mom’s nagging is an O-Girl. It never ends.
This Zoom meeting is like an O-Girl. It’s been going on for 3 hours and it’s not even lunchtime yet.
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A title given to the dumbest girl in the group. Right now, the O-Girl is MurdererousBacon, and she’s not even smart.
@SusOGirl: I’m the dumbest girl and I’m proud of it. My IQ is 50.
MurdererousBacon is the O-Girl and she still doesn’t know what a prime number is.
The new O-Girl is the worst. She thought the Earth was flat and still thinks it is.
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A group of powerful women who fight for equal rights. Men are scared of them because they’re smart, confident, and sometimes have the power to make you fail a test.
My teacher is part of the O-Girls. She gave me a pop quiz and I failed it.
My mom joined the O-Girls and now she’s a boss at work.
The O-Girls are like superwomen. They can make you do push-ups and still pass math.
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A word guys use when a girl is soft, cute, and easy to look at.
My crush is an O-Girl. She’s like a soft pillow and I want to hug her all day.
He called her an O-Girl and now she’s my girlfriend.
My brother said my sister was an O-Girl and now he’s in trouble.
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