O Genio

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A human who thinks they're a god but can't even do basic math without crying.
O Genio tried to split the bill and got a calculator out.
He said he was a genius, then failed a 3rd grade math test.
He tried to explain quantum physics to a kid and got yelled at.
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A person who talks like they're Einstein but can't tie their shoes.
O Genio said he invented time, then missed his train.
He claimed he could solve world hunger, then asked for a snack.
He tried to explain the universe, then forgot his own name.
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A human who thinks they're a legend but can't even cook eggs without burning them.
O Genio tried to make breakfast and set the kitchen on fire.
He said he could cook for kings, then burnt a piece of toast.
He tried to make a omelet and it looked like a warzone.
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A person who brags about being a genius but can't even remember their own phone number.
O Genio said he could remember everything, then forgot his own birthday.
He claimed he could do anything, then asked for help finding his keys.
He told everyone he was a genius, then forgot his password.
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A human who thinks they're a superhuman but can't even stand up without help.
O Genio said he could run a marathon, then sat down after one step.
He claimed he could lift mountains, then dropped a bag of chips.
He said he was a legend, then fell over in the middle of the street.
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A person who thinks they're a god but can't even finish a sentence without interruptions.
O Genio started talking, then got interrupted by a dog.
He tried to give a speech, then got yelled at by a kid.
He started a monologue, then his phone rang.
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